You say Tomato I say Tomato

Bennon was helping me put Ellis to bed. "Mom, should I do the pacifider?" Looking at him confused I asked him to repeat that. "You know turn on the pacifider, in his room." Suddenly realizing what he was asking I was about to correct him when Fletch from his bed says, "Duh, Ben it's a human-fire."

Ellis sleeps with a humidifier in his room as white noise to drown out the sound of his siblings. We have some interesting ways of pronouncing that around here.